Sep 14, 2015

5th wheel

Last week I was hanging out with a loved-up couple at a bar. They were holding each other, staring into each other eyes, the odd pash. Afterwards we met up their his friends who were having a baby in one week. It was like a 'before & after.'

On another note, while at the bar, this woman walked up to me and said, 'Where's Gertrude's?'
I told her I was a tourist, and had Buckley's chance of telling her where it was.
She said, 'we're tourists too. When you want cocaine in Queensland, you ask at the bar - they said, "go to Gertrudes." '

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