I was being interviewed in the yoghurt section of the supermarket about my preferences. The interveiwer was a Canadian woman. About half way thru our yakking, a 65 year-old geezer walked past us and said, 'you make a handsome couple... and you're wearing the same clothes... but you're different heights!' (We were wearing jeans and sailor stripe tees, but I'm about a foot taller.)
When we began the interview she asked me about my living situation — I said I live alone. She said she did too.
At one point I asked her what the difference between Greek yoghurt and normal yoghurt was? she said, 'that's something for you to google when you get home...' Because I can't ask anyone there :(